Not in a million years!

Lilly Allen is popular. Actually, very popular. Everything that can be said about her has probably been said already. So if you live inside a cave and you have not heard about her yet, please google her name and you will find loads of biographies, information and so on. Of course, just if you care enough to do it so, otherwise feel free to keep yourself virgin of Lilly Allen.

This post is not really about her, it's just about one of the songs that you can find on her new album. It's called 'Knock'em out'.

If you are a man (even more so if you are a teenager man) you have been probably in the mood for dating, at least once in your life. As you know, dating is not an easy thing unless you are Brad Pitt or Serge Gainsbourg (and a few other millions that are handsome/rich/smart/whatever enough to attract hundreds of women at the same time). Not being one of these guys makes things more complicated. You will have to relay on any of your 'above average' techniques or attributes in order to stop being one in a million and start to be seen as the 'special' one. Still, not an easy thing to do. Not at least if you lack the minimum self confidence required.
But let's say that you are good enough to sort out these difficulties and you feel all ready to go out for some 'hunting'. What do you do? Normally you end up in a bar or a disco, with some friends, a beer in your hand and an overwhelming desire to get laid. That will probably lead you to the ladies. Any ladies. At that moment, you are a man looking for action. You're a hunter. As we said before, you feel self confident because you know you have '\something special' that will drive the most beautiful girls towards your bed. This, could be well said, is a proper description of how you feel about yourself at that moment.

If you have been out there, you know that what you feel, and what women see is not exactly the same. And that's where Lilly Allen's song comes into play. Please, listen to it:



So, now back into our small analysis. From 1 to 10, how much do you feel identified with this situation? How many times did you get some of these 'creative' answers from a lady?

Conclusion: Lilly Allen wrote this brilliant, catchy, ironic song to complain about you. Yes, you. This song is nothing more than a mirror where you can see the other half, you can see how some women feel when you approach them all confident and horny. It doesn't leave us man in a very good position, but for sure it will make you smile and think about more creative ways to approach them.